23 Sep '09 - 19:40 Holland Promotion Down Under
Allright chaps, perhaps slightly too much Orange. I think we'll try Tulips and Windmills again next time ....
12 Jul '09 - 10:44 Galactic Standard Credits
We poor Europeans are spared nothing. We've just had the Euro to get used to and now the Russians are coming up with a whole new currency: the aptly named "united future world currency" ie. "we haven't got a name for it yet". To help the poor readers of this here weblog along (sorry, not available on Twitter) I've included a link to help you make some sense of it's actual value.
Interesting detail of this new currency and an indicator of what's to come is the inscription on the new coin itself: "Unity In Diversity". I always thought this was a euphemism for "War".
11 Jul '09 - 22:17 My Own Private U.F.O.
Was merely filming tranquility and the sound of crickets when all of a sudden a U.F.O. showed up ...
29 Jun '09 - 11:14 Noord-Zuid Lijn
Zelfs in Groningen hebben ze er nog last van ...
Het gebouw van uitkeringsinstantie UWV in Groningen is uit voorzorg ontruimd, nadat medewerkers op de derde en vierde etage gekraak hadden gehoord en een trilling gevoeld.
26 Mar '09 - 18:18 Auf Wiedersehen !
I thought they'd never leave ...
Geert Wilders and the rest of the anti-immigration party PVV walked out of the chamber in protest at ministers' refusal to budge.
08 Feb '09 - 19:16 Bloody Amateurs
"Beijing - The Chinese government on Sunday fired cloud-seeding shells to stimulate rain and announced plans to divert water from major rivers to ease an extreme drought in northern and central provinces."
Dear Chinese. Rockets? We've got machines to do that ! I mean really ...
31 Jan '09 - 11:11 Twits
Just got up, twitter, had an enormous crap, twitter twitter, scratched bottom several times whilst farting which was quite nasty as I had a little diarrhea, then twitter about it again, clean mobile phone after twittering, after that go out into the real world, twitter and probably at 15:32, after a quick twitter, I'll be strangling a twitter or two.
All that whilst working on my new project: "FutureTwitter"; twitter at least one hour in advance. "At 13:00 I will be doing ..." and then twitter at 13:00 to see if you're actually doing it. The potential market is enormous! Although it might be out there already...
